Dear technical support!

J

Jon

Guest
Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I

had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently

conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and

run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse,

Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as

LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of

GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a

virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same

time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they

caused severe damage to my hardware.



I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product

soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up

all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and

Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0

could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were

automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They

then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also

has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without

warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no

Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.



Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring

ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be

Reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my

Nissan Pulsar hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an

irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.




Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be

problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0

detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before

uninstalling itself.
 
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